No, I won’t come over and help you paint. But I can help you pay for it. If you’re planning to paint, drop me an email at firstname.lastname@example.org, and I’ll send you a discount for 30% off Kwal Paint. It’s good at any Kwal Paint Store, and it’s fully transferable, so your family and friends can use it too. I’ve only got 25 cards, so it’s first come, first serve . . .